Ben writes things

This is how I preview porn.

Did I fuck it up yet?

Omg I've been meaning to ask you this but, can you write a Xigbar/Demyx fluff type thing? vuv

Yes. Yes I can. Just give me the ship and a prompt and I’ll do that for you when I finish this Ven/Vanitas thing I’m working on. <3

This is how I preview porn (on my iPod)

Before Ven could really stop it, a soft groan slipped past his lips at the action, his own hips rocking back in need. And it was this contempt of how easily Vanitas played Ven’s body each week that had him coming back again and again. It was that satisfaction on Vanitas’ face and the heat that settled between them. The addiction that was Vanitas’ own small noises of pleasure.

I have an announcement of sorts.

Guys, I will no longer 8e taking Homestuck requests. I have like, thirteen of these things and I promise I’ll try to get to them at some point, but right now I’m really fucking bored with writing in the Homestuck fandom. It’s turning into a sort of formula and I’m just not so happy with myself. It’s 8een taking me weeks to write a piece that might typically take me a day.

8ut you’re free to send me other stuff. Like Kingdom Hearts or Sherlock or like… idk, Persona 3 or A:tLA or something. I’m down with that.

Sorry, guys. I hope you can 8e patient with me.

Salty Sweet (14+)

Damnit I was really hoping you would let me homo all over this shit. Well I might still homo all over this ‘cause I’m me.

Also yes. People should send me other requests outside of the Homestuck fandom.

Snowballs and Coffe Mugs

Rose and Nepeta bond over cats. Things then transpire.

Anonymous

This has 8een sitting in my inbox for a very long time. And I’ve tried on different occasions to write it and then kind of vague over the “sex” if I even decided to go that route, but no. I can’t do it. I’m sorry. I won’t do lesbian ships. And it’s not 8ecause I think les8ian ships are gross and all that, 8ecause that’s not true at all. I just don’t like writing a8out les8ians, that’s all.

I’m sorry I’m unable to fill your request. However, my friend Katie might just 8e willing to do this ship for you. She loves les8ians quite a 8it more than I do and is actually willing to write les8ian things as she does it all the time.

I hope you get this ship filled for you, and I’m sorry again.

Rain Storms

http://marrionettekind.tumblr.com/post/22623958230

sickpuppetfucker:

I took one line from a fic and completely blew it out of proportion and this happened soRRY.

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As long as these happen, they’re gonna be put on this blog.